sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 39

Very wrong

 

That’s like saying a h****** is soulless. Are they completely satisfactory? No, but they scratch the itch and will hold you over until the main course.

I’m really on fire with my food/sex analogies lately

 

When was the last time a snack stuck around for you, James? They're your friends for a minute, and then they're gone when you need them the most. A meal will stick around for the tough times.

 

A meal is like a mouth h******. Way better.

 

Then what it is the food equivalent to s**?

 

Steak and lobster, side of garlic mashed potatoes, and a side salad with a nice Italian vinaigrette.

 

Has to be likable.

 

H****** = snack
S** = meal
Mouth H****** = dessert

 

What about Aurthur the aardvark?

 

I just don't like this analogy because i'm not big on dessert, but mouth h******* are my favourite.

 

Yeah, same. Fuck.

Well, I mean they are dessert in that it is a treat. But you have a point.

 

Too on the nose.

 

Wha-how?

 

This is simple, everyone likes it, and it's sexy

 

Aardvarks have long noses.

 

Overrated and their fries suck.

 

How about this? Mysterious. Who doesn't wanna bang this guy, ya know?

 

Not this one

 

I feel weird having a little kid on there. Might send out a pedo vibe.

 

How do I change my name on here?

 

Profile, edit profile, account upgrades, change username.

 

Lol too bad I don't have $3 to my name rn

 

ordered my moviepass

 

and now i'm hungry reading your guys' posts!