sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 35

same. I can't listen to it the same way anymore

 

no offense, but that's the type of gimmick that would make me never go back to said place.

 

The happy hour specials are good enough to weather it

 

Pro tip! Get an app at TGI Fridays then put the receipt on your dash. It's like a 3/4 mile walk but can't beat sub $10 parking

 

This is the most southern life hack

 

Oh my god people keep putting in tickets as we close them and I just want to go home

 

My coworker is listening to Catalina Fight Song by Joyce manor and she told me she thought they said “sucking titty by the ocean” when he says “ sunken city by the ocean” and now I can’t unhear it.

 

Nice hint dropping

 

I bought Caroline's ticket for that yesterday. No more third wheelin' for me!

 

Honestly?

 

Oh she has a name

Please don't make Neil Diamond reference she probably hates that song

 

We never made you th third wheel so you better hush. Nina’s coming so she gonna be the third (5th) wheel now. You’re gonna subject this poor girl to chase and I so soon? Bold move. Mostly chases jokes...

 

I am literally going insane. My roommate was standing by my door at like 1-2am just fucking laughing maniacally. I managed to fall asleep but I woke up at around 5am when he turned off the breakers that supply power to my room. He was having a conversation in with someone in his head and I yelled through my door telling him to shut the fuck up and he said some crazy bullshit and then walked away. I am not a violent person. The thought of physical altercations fill me with anxiety. But every day I imagine kicking down his door and just beating him to a pulp. Like, this dude is about to make me snap. I need to find a place ASAP

 

she's the reason for the word bitch

in the context of "it's bitchin' derek found someone"

 

oh wait outkast says witch and not bitch? my life has changed

 

all your roommate stories are terrifying :\, really hope this guy is out of your life soon

 

wait i thought crazy was moving out?

 

Thanks bud. Unfortunately, the place I had lined up fell through. So now I'm back to square one and sort of at a loss. I want to be out of my place by the 1st

 

he's evicted but they have up to 60 days until they are kicked out and that means another month. But I just dont want to live there anymore, I need to get it. It's not run well.

 

I am a treasure. Hush

Nina bought hers?

 

No but she said she was going to. I’ll remind her

 

they went with James 2? sorry my dude

 

No, actually! Last minute the girls' had a mutual friend who needed a place. So, naturally, they went with a friend they all have rather than a random dude on the internet. But they said I was definitely their #1 choice and that should a room ever open up I'll be contacted. But the chances of that are obviously slim

 

as if that wasn't the first thing I did