sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 1379

I'm 50/50 on Target

 

I wish I could afford a lot of chip and joanna’s Target home goods line

 

I wonder if Ken just has old musty Targets

 

damn

 

I bought a small ass bottle of the original Heinz Ketchup using the 1800's recipe. Damn, it's great. Was $4 tho.

 

I would never support a man named Chip

 

He’s a goober but his wife has an amazing design eye

 

that guy Chip... I hate that show so much

 

I know nothing about them, just speaking on principle

 

Target smells like a bunch of cheaply made shit, a llama, popcorn, and Starbucks, if yours has one

 

Whenever I go to Target I think Ken.

Everytime I use butter, I imagine it's nectar of Colby.

Whenever I eat KC BBQ, I think of Dylan. Wait, no, no I don't.

 

Fixer Upper is/was Mom’s JAM.

 

I try not to think of anyone here too much but it happens

 

Someone finish making this spreadsheet for me thx

 

has anyone here ever been to olympic national park

 

This new Kimbra album is a banger

 

we bought the crab chips

I like the crab chips

 

the crab chips are good

 

what have I missed the last ten pages? I was gonna read it all but I have papers to write

 

someone tried something and it failed

 

Target, beer, old man Dan, what animal do you wish you were?

 

I was tempted to go get a $4 grilled cheese and fries at a local dive bar but instead I'm gonna make tacos for health and money reasons

 

mmmmm tacos

 

this entire website summed up in one sad but true sentence