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sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 1366

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Garrett, Jan 20, 2018.

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  1. Shrek

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    this is the most "local government" thing i've ever read
     
  2. oldjersey

    Pro STREAMER ON TWITCH Supporter

    Lol
     
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  3. ChaseTx

    ALL HAIL PEAGLE Prestigious

    Fuck you
     
  4. Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    special shout out to vodka for making me throw up in my drive way despite not being enough to get me drunk when I was in college damn I’m old
     
  5. i emailed the division supervisor yesterday about it and asked them to buy some rolls unwaxed butcher paper and send some staff over this morning to help bring them up to our old records room to lay them out and air dry them and he responded back with, AND I FUCKING QUOTE, "I may just let the plans dry in place and take our chances."
     
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  6. ChaseTx

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    I haven't thrown up from being drunk in over four years. That was a bad time
     
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  7. supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    Did this cause you to short out
     
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  8. Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    I wasn’t even drunk last night though I guess I was. It was a very unpleasant experience just now. The sugar gets to me more these days too so it’s probably a combo. I was super dehydrated yesterday too
     
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  9. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    what terrifies you more? a great white shark or a crocodile?
     
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  10. supernovagirl

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    Ummmm if anyone answers shark here they’re wrong
     
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  11. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    true
     
  12. Borat 2: Vengeance

    The Pitbull of Chorus.fm Prestigious

    Crocodile, next
     
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  13. lish

    Perpetually Cold Prestigious

    sharkodile
     
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  14. tucah

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    [​IMG]
     
  15. Ken

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    I'd answer shark. If I'm in the ocean, I don't stand a chance. If I'm near a crocodile on land, I might be able to climb a tree or something.
     
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  16. supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    That’s a good point ken. But sharks also don’t chase you and crocodiles DO. They are mean motherfuckers for no reason
     
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  18. angrycandy

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    would you rather eat a live squid or a fried jellyfish?
     
  19. Borat 2: Vengeance

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    I refuse to go into the water, come and try and get me on LAND you shark motherfuckers
     
  20. supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    Fried jellyfish for sure. Idk what that even entails but we watched videos of people eating live squids in bio and noooo thank u
     
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  21. ChaseTx

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    I can officially tie a tie without looking up instructions now
     
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  22. Ken

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    A lot of animals are assholes and I don't get it.
     
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  23. Borat 2: Vengeance

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    Fried jellyfish but ideally I'm just going to pass
     
  24. AelNire

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    After I posted this, I thought I wonder how @bigmike would feel about this.

     
  25. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    very good point. I think crocodiles are super fast tho, right? or is that just alligators? can you zig zag to get away from a croc? does that even work? I have so many questions now
     
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