sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 1359

but I like to imply the “fuck you” too ayy

 

It's half of a great line from a Kacey Musgraves song

 

Excuse me for getting all Dylan but it's a meaningless phrase

 

The other half is prolly better and i've never heard or read it

 

my least favorite is when you ask someone how they're doing and they say "same shit, different day" or "another day in paradise." Shut the fuck up and stop being so depressing lol

 

It's in my user title!

 

"Another day in paradise" is beautiful if sincere

 

Living the dream

 

it never is!

 

it annoys me when you ask people how their day is going and they respond with "oh, it's going."




dumbfucks

 

ooooo yeah that one is bad too.

 

How ya doin

 

I'd much rather just have someone tell me they aren't doing well

 

bigly

 

Same paradise different goin

 

I don't engage in small talk

 

how's the weather?

 

It was 60 and sunny today and it looks like it will rain tomorrow, this is meaningless and not under my control

 

It’s been an ongoing gag between my friends and I to jokingly engage in small talk and see how long we can keep it going without laughing.

We’ve also noticed that people have a hard time just saying “I need to go” when on the phone so they’ll say, “well, I need to go do this or that” so we tend to end conversation with something like, “ok man when I need to go count how many dots are on my shirt so I should get going” or something to that effect.

 

I like to throw dad jokes in to small talk

the lamer the better

‘nother day in paradise included

 

the bath and body works remodels are so boujee hot damn

dude from corporate had heard of me in advance and apparently I have a reputation which is very surprising

 

I'm not surprised you own the 2017 Taylor Swift album Reputation

 

What’s your sex life like?

 

S'rude.