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I did not

 

Crab was my least favorite Spice Girl

 

Getting a poke n stick tattoo tomorrow. Figure I go out on a high note.

 

Last few hours have been perfect for me

 

can one achieve crunk-ness without drinking alcohol? if so...yes

 

What won't my newborn daughter currently go to sleep?

 

i was going to give a smartass answer but instead - she's too young to ride in a car, yeah? the old drive around until they pass out trick

 

I'd prefer the smartass answer.

She's not too young to ride in the car, had to get her home somehow haha. I'm too lazy to go through that rigaramole though

 

i was too lazy to google "infant car seats" lol

 

“I don’t like dogs”

Me:

Loyal blue heeler stays with three-year-old lost in bush overnight - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

 

That proves my point

 

Precious baby

 

Had no idea it was record store day. Spent too much money on J-pop

 

This breed is beautiful.

 

gonna get real real high and watch Super Troopers 2 today

I'll let y'all know if it's cool or if it's Anchorman 2 or Zoolander 2 bad

 

I thought Anchorman 2 was decent. Haven't watched it again though after the drive-in theater

 

Fuck Lays. Trying to square up with the GOAT

 

I'd buy those if I ever saw them

 

They're phenomenal and cheap.

 

Best part of being an adult you ask?

Eating an entire roll of Cinnamon Rolls and not having to share, just because you can

 

Okay maybe I gave 1 each to my wife and son, but I could've done it

 

Do you butter them?

 

Utz! Hell yeah.

 

most def

 

No just use the icing they come with