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In 8th grade I accidentally called my teacher Mrs. Birch, Mrs. Bitch. My friend sitting next to me said it under her breath. Truly an accident. Extremely embarassing

 

There was one teacher that we'd fuck with in 10th grade chemistry class and ended up being the best students in the class.

We were kinda little assholes

 

it was my typing teacher in middle school. she was an awful person and an awful teacher, so my friend and I fucked with her every day, so much so that at the end of the year she announced she was retiring because of my friend and I. she did, too

 

Did yall ever make those “eraser bombs”?

Stick a bunch of staples in an eraser and throw it on the ceiling!

5th grade was awesome

 

I was in an improv class in 8th grade. I did very well. Until one day when I decided to go for shock value when the subject was "world's worst teacher" and I decided to stand up and say "hi, I'm Mrs. (improv teacher's name)" she made my life a living hell after that but everyone seemed to laugh so it was worth it. She couldn't take a joke.

Ain't on me.

 

Westworld, Barry, and Silicon Valley back to back to back Sunday :O:O:O:O:O

 

Barry?

 

Yes, Barry!!!!

 

I remember getting wet paper towels and throwing them up onto the ceiling in a particular restroom.

Also in said restroom we'd have literal pissing contests and see who could stand back from the urinal the farthest and still make it.


Boys are strange

 

I hated Westworld after 3 episodes

 

You done good

 

Never heard of it!

 

It has Harry Winkler and Bill Hader. It's great.

 

What's it about?

 

Welp guess I need to switch Banks soon

 

Barry looks really good

 

Go with a local credit union

 

Bill Haders a Hitman who wants to be an actor, but he's struggling juggling the two.

 

i know bill hasn't had a ton of hit movies or anything recently but now he's killing people? not cool, hader.

 

Baja Blast is back on the shelves, people

this is not a drill!

 

Oh shit

 

Damn. That b-fast burrito was hella good

 

Orly

 

Rly

It was advertised as spicy and it actually was

 

the best part of summer