sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 1277

its better that way

 

did anyone ever figure out what snack food I am?

 

a milkshake

 

wow really dyl

just gonna throw me under the bus like that

i was using dylan's knowledge of curb your enthusiam to my advantage.....................

 

Once again, I was trying to be a nice person, and once again you all take advantage of me and turn it against me.

 

@dadbolt time to officially make me her godfather

 

Its s little while until my lease is up but I found a house for rent with giant flower murals painted on it and I must live here

 

done

 

Me too but i had a reason

What's the typo?

How'd your mom react?

 

Whose though?

 

@dylan is prob a little like Larry David irl

 

yours

 

Does it bring the boys to the yard?

 

@ChaseTx can provide proof

 

he should be candidly videoing ur ass 24/7

 

@ChaseTx get us some of this

 

My third mile was Hotter Than Hell (Dua Lipa) and Monster. Thank you for your support as I run from my problems.

fuckin chafed my nipples and now i’m dying

 

remember that mayo ice cream with ketchup?

its like that but a milkshake

 

"god damn am"

she was cracking up. i was v proud

 

don't forget to lube them nips next time

 

AM is not a typo

 

shut up

 

I knew it! Dylan experimented on you