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@Shrek is baby carrots

 

I am Snowballs. Not around too often and when you see it you're like "oh man maybe those are good" but then you eat it and they're awful but you're gonna forget and still buy another when you're buzzed at a gas station at 11:30 on a Tuesday while buying more beer.

 

@Dirty Sanchez is mega stuff oreos.

 

Oldjersey is a two year old taco from Jack in the box

 

boom roasted

 

Dulams the nasty patty

 

Uhhh they’re a great treat*


*=haven’t had one in 25 years.

 

I shouldn't have read this post during a meeting. I laughed right out loud

 

who is meeting with you and how annoyed are they that you aren't paying attention?

 

What the fuck is that

 

Don't tell me to google it I will not google it

 

@Kingjohn_654 it's National Haiku Poetry Day where the fuck you at?

 

Swiss Cake Rolls

 

Bing it.

 

have you ever dipped them in butter after covering them with american cheese?

 

I'm on a phone conference, so I can't see to read their reactions. I just said someone walked in my office and said something funny not realizing I was on a conference call. Nailed it.

 

pray that we're never on a conference call together.

 

You would have my full attention.

 

Oh okay those are alright I guess, I'll take it

 

Who do I look like, Chorus user ChaseTx?

 

nice subtweet motherfucker

 

Then use yahoo. Or lycos. Or ask Jeeves. Do you, sir. Do you.

 

If you don't know what yodels are? Total ChaseTx move.

 

No ones hair could be that magnificent. There can only be one @ChaseTx

 

This isn’t twitter, dan