Riverdale (CW) TV Show • Page 34

Can they kill off Hiram already, I'm so bored of his character

 

me foolishly- this show can't get any more insane
Riverdale- you absolute moron, any way Veronica stabbed a man with a carving fork while Molly Ringwald pulled out a gun and Cheryl pulled a weird Sweeney Todd variation because it's apparently in her dna

 

she didn't get into college because she's busy having sex
forget about college and sex and the serial killer genes
wait Alice thinks Betty is fucking because she's on birth control and Betty is like fuck yeah I'm fucking Jughead
how many kids had to die or join a cult for the school to hire a therapist
go Cheryl
you're diagnosing me with daddy issues how very introduction to Psych, "I'm not stabbing my eyes out for any man"
okay this therapist telling Jughead that he's a narcissist makes me love her
Cheryl is going to Smith!
what are the odds both this and The Politician would have their protagonists not want to go to Harvard because of daddy's money

I don't know if this show being self aware that it's insane makes it better or worse but this was a good episode

 

The therapist saying that Cheryl was being gaslit and her response being “Like...Ingrid Bergman?” Actually killed me.

 

that was the first episode in ages that i honestly felt like rewatching

 

better than most of rocketman

 

Just caught up with the latest episode and I’ve decided this is the worst show I’ve ever invested time in

 

are they gonna Rachel Berry in New York around the fact that the core group should be in college haha

 

back tonight

 

oh Brett is a reference to Brett Kavanaugh duh

Cheryl yelling listen up bitches and then singing Cherry Bomb by the Runaways, did I write this haha

 

Riverdale writers- what do gay teenagers do um underage fetish porn right

the Mean Girls quote was a personal attack

oh also Jughead is challenging people to duels and how are Archie Veronica and Cheryl running business they're in high school

 

You're telling me you didn't have a Rum making business when you were in high school? Wow you're weird.

 

so, uhh... anyone know exactly how many seasons cole signed on for

 

He’s been in recent Instagram stories from set. I honestly couldn’t fathom them killing him off but who knows this show can/will do anything at this point.

 

yeah i figured, i'm more interested in how they explain him still alive than whether he is or isn't

 

I mean this show is insane but Betty being a murderer would jump so far over the shark she'd be in the middle of the ocean

 

Bet there will be a crossover where Sabrina comes to Riverdale and resurrects Jughead with a spell

 

Damn it won’t be the same without FP for sure.

 

was this amicable or

 

All the parents are gonna get killed off lol

 

Insane

 

back tonight