Riverdale (CW) TV Show • Page 27

I didn't realize Hot Dog was a dog at first, Jughead has a friend named Sweet Pea and a sister Jellybean I was thinking reasonably

 

gotta keep archie’s canon stupidity

 

wait what is Betty taking Adderal for, she seems more like a Xanax girl
also Polly works at the pharmacy what

 

so are we giving this new football show a chance

 

“Hey stranger things is popular how do we make this show more like that??”

 

this is SO MUCH

 

it's opposite Leighton Meester's new show so no, and also I've already seen The Blind Side

 

bet it’s the farm folks

 

welp they revealed that quicker than i expected

wtfffff

 

Didn’t they just make a big deal about how magic wasn’t gonna be in this lol

 

i wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a hallucination that’s some product of the seizure

 

I also didn't realize Hot Dog was a dog at first but I thought it was a perfectly reasonable human name for this show

 

I believe that extreme binges of adderall can cause hallucinations especially because it can cause people to not sleep. My guess is the farm people are actually there, but the babies were not flying into the air, that part was Betty panicking.

They didn't start production this season thinking that they might still cross over with Sabrina did they?

 

This show is bonkers. Cheryl is still the best. Really want them to go full supernatural, wouldn't be surprised if we see some Sabrina Easter eggs (or vice versa). Doubt they'll go all-in on any magical stuff, but I'd love it solely because this show does over-the-top-no-rules so well.

Also totally hyped for the Fred/FP/Keller dad squad.

 

I hope they avoid full magic and just keep it to cult-like activity. Maybe some like witchcraft type stuff, but the real world kind (like only ritualistic, not anything actually real). Especially because I feel like it'll start to blend with Sabrina if they do, since presumably that show will have a similar tone to this.

 

I just want them to go supernatural so we get an adaptation of Afterlife with Archie. Nothing would make me happier than watching a season of Cheryl with her bow hunting down the entire cast turned zombie.

 

Sounds like a good Halloween special

 

Lili is perfect but I always find this stuff fascinating

 

I think she would’ve done good but stuck out too much for being younger than the rest of them

 

Buzz is good.

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when JFK was shot Jackie O didn't become president
of course Josie has a leopard print bra
I'm sorry her name is Evelyn Evernever
lol the Innocence Project, unsurprisingly this show is not handling prison with nuance
it's like the inside of a Phillip K Dick novel in here
oh my god the weird ritualistic cult with the tree monster revolves around the fake Dungeons and Dragons what is this show, there are multiple cults in Riverdale I guess this show is insane
Jailhouse Rock seems inappropriate this whole thing is
Archie is apparently a boxer now too
it was more real than you Philistines would ever understand
what kind of Carrie ass shit
Monica Posh
seizures aren't contagious

 

I know this show has no logic but they're in junior year now which means the first two seasons were one year (!!????!!!)
Also I guess Archie was 14 or 15 when the apparently serial predator Miss Grundy started pursuing him

 

Did anyone else catch that TGI Thursday's line lolol

 

Yes. I love it when they have some weird off-brand name.

This season is already insane and leaps and bounds more interesting than season two which I found to be pretty much a disaster.

 

Me foolishly: Riverdale is too ridic it can't get any weirder
Riverdale- Betty's mom is a Scientologist now and fucking Jughead's dad, also Archie's dad is encouraging his son being in an underground fight club and Veronica is running a teen speakeasy out of Pop's, don't worry the fake Dungeons and Dragons game is still evil and somehow connected to Betty's mom and Jughead's dad