Reptilla (Alejandro Landes Echavarria)

perfect pairing

 

I’m ready

 

Better have the song.

 

People are like "wtf" about the mermaid part taking it literally, but as a Floridian I know they actually mean it's going to be a tourist trap mermaid performer lol

 

They never should’ve cancelled On Becoming A God In Central Florida

 

Showtime won't stop until Dexter meets Misty and it's their only joint IP

 

Please no