(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 989

You can record your screen as of iOS 11

 

It has to sting a lil when you know your ex has upgraded lol

 

There is a screen record option on iOS that allows you to record whatever you are doing on your phone. Unless it’s been updated, Snapchat doesn’t detect it

 

None of my exes have upgraded. Which is a testament to the level of scrubs I've dated than a positive reflection on me lol.

 

Plz don’t record snaps btw that defeats the whole intention

 

The guy my ex dated after me was 10 years older than her and tried sleeping with her when she was 16 so I was actually kinda upset when I found out about it. So gross

 

Of him btw just to clarify

 

My ex is dating someone who looks older than my mom. If anything I wish an ex would upgrade or have a cool life or something because at least then it'd look like I have sound judgment haha

 

The sad part is it’s not hard to upgrade from me so I think it definitely reflects my poor judgement

 

How so ?

 

I don’t keep in contact with any of my exes to know. But safe to say it’s hard to get worse than me so I hope for their sake they have “upgraded”

 

Everyone in here seems chill af though I think we might be selling ourselves short

 

As much as I like to harp on myself my mom even said I was a very good boyfriend to my ex compared to her other sons. It’s the self esteem issues that get in the way of me seeing things like I should

 

This probably comes across as weird but w/e

 

No you're not

 

People aren't cars you can't upgrade, well personality wise you can like whoever Jennifer Garner dates after she threw away the trash

 

Beep beep

 

My ex's grandparents loved me and were pretty much like ... you can do better. And I STILL didn't listen lmao. I don't maintain contact with any exes and don't have fb or anything to keep in touch but I'm fine with that. I'll only hear of happenings thru a mutual who has fb. Which is awful because i think after breakups exes should just vanish. They know too much and they feel like a reflection of my judgment when they do something embarrassing with their lives

 

ok someone make my bio for tinder because I am terrible

 

I have no idea what my exes are doing with their lives and that's fine with me

 

Oh ya I’m totally talking about personality not looks, people date bad people sometimes and it’s a good thing when they find something better

 

I have one ex I keep in contact with, id love to see her find someone that’s genuinely good for her. The others weren’t great ppl so I don’t really care

 

Thanks for confirming that you are a robot

 

" Sneakerhead and gummy bear expert, must love Kanye"

 

I work in produce so you could say I spend all day comparing apples to oranges