(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 988

Good talk

 

there ain't nothin to talk about.

 

Yeah for what it's worth Dylan, I don't fucking care.

 

Who are you?

 

Hey @oldjersey congrats on the secks.

Yes I did just post that a moment ago but I deleted it b/c I had momentary amnesia and forgot if it was you who posted about it or @dylan

Whoops.

 

Dan "The Man" Wittler.


I just posted a wrestling promo on my IG if anyone wants to stalk me and see what i'm really about.

 

Yeah I don't think this girl who I've been chatting with the past two days wants to meet up.

 

Lame, I don't like to hear that, even if I hate you

 

This is your fault. There's only enough blessings in this thread to go around and you took the last one. I hate you more.

 

F U

 

@CobraKidJon this seems up your alley

 

wow I am suddenly wanting to go to Dutch bros

Ty Kiana you the best

 

Yeah if I don’t see nothin by Saturday I’m giving up and deleting the apps again

 

me: trying to date co-workers never works out so that's a no.

also me: my co-worker introduces me to a new girl that started the other day and we hit it off instantly.

LIFE SUCKS

 

Me and Cait are regularly joking about how fast we are moving and how soon til we make it official. Oh boy.

 

finding someone who's as excited about the prospect of dating me as the boys in this thread have been to find their respective boos, just seems completely out of the realm of reality for me LOL

 

Dude I was so hopeless and not even trying when I found this one!

 

so we went to an art gallery opening thing last night because we kinda stumbled upon it, and we ran into her ex-husband’s best friend and were in full couple mode when he noticed us. he was nice but i was like “so he’s totally gonna get home and tell Steven isn’t he” and she said “believe me the text was sent before he left the room”.

she also snapped a pic of me holding something cool at an antique store and put it on her story, one of her ex’s friends screenshotted it and then chatted her saying “sorry the thing he was holding was so cool i just had to save it!”. we were like, ok, sure, good save

it’s not like she posts pictures of us all over her social media or anything, you guys are REALLY blowing the lid off this scandal

 

lol damn. some people never grow up.


the thought of having to some day deal with some dude's ex or baby momma makes me anxious. If there's no drama then it's nbd obviously but if there's any drama I don't think I could deal.

 

Dumbasses need to get on iOS and use screen record to bypass dat screenshot notification. Fuckin n00bs

 

this stuff is why small town living never quite appeals to me, also so dumb and possessive she ain't his girl anymore she owes him nothing

 

Imagine getting the text that your ex is with Shrek now tho lol

 

the funniest part is i don’t think he would care lol. they ran into each other on the dating apps or whatever before we got together, and he told her he was glad to see her back out there etc. he and his whole friend group are theater people and those types can be inherently dramatic lol

 

wait....wut.

 

He’s totes jealous she found someone as dope as you u know it