(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 984

my mom's maiden name is also Smith because they changed it at Ellis Island, I just hope it doesn't get my identity stolen

 

Alright y'all. I'll be showering and making myself pretty then goin out with this girl. Wish me luck! Or roast me like usual. Either one works.

 

Nunya?

 

my name is cobra

 

K

 

Don’t fuck it up

 

Jk good luck

 

I still have tinder downloaded

but I don't want to use it because my profile would suck

 

I feel like it's Pemberton.

 

No.

 

K.

 

My middle name is Patricia so all y’all talking shit a bit back about how bad pat and patty are can square up.



Jk I don’t think it’s good either.

 

Yours is different though.

It's Patreecia

 

No my parents just don’t realize they’re saying it wrong. Which is bad.

 

Dis @oldjersey live?

 

hope not fuck you dan

 

yesterday i got to watch Melissa interact with babies/toddlers and

 

So they know how to spell your middle name but not your first name

 

I know the feeling. My girlfriend has a bunch of nieces and nephews (the youngest of whom is 3) and she’s awesome with them, and she’s great with my nephew too who’s 5 months old.

 

IM ALIVE MOTHERFUCKERS. YALL CAN PUT ME IN THE HAPPY CLUB WITH CAM AND JOE CAUSE THE NIGHT WENT AMAZING AND IM SEEIN HER TONIGHT AGAIN.

 

okay but how many kidneys did you walk away with?

 

Aren’t people usually chill after they get laid tho?

 

3, he somehow acquired an extra kidney

 

no

 

dan is basically a super villain now