(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 982

I have an aunt Patty. She's a Trump supporter. And she's actually a great aunt so I can further remove myself.

Edit: wait not great as an adjective. Great as in not my parents sibling

 

I smell a name rating coming up.

 

I am anti a lot of names because in my years working with children I either encountered a lot of certain names or a certain name is now associated with a demonic child lol

 

people who go by Kenny are crazy

 

Kenny Vasoli seems like a chill dude tho

 

same w/ kenny powers

 

that's my brothers name. like his legal name is Kenny not Kenneth

 

How does that make you feel?

 

it doesn't I guess. not much weirder than not having a middle name (I don't )

 

you don't have a middle name? wat!

 

I don't and I'm not sure what purpose they serve. why does one need a third name?

 

Do you want me to assign you a middle name?

 

It helps separate me from the other Ken**** ****** out there

 

I think you should.

 

I used to say my middle name was Scooby when I was younger (which is the initial in my username as a joke w myself). I'm good now tho, thanks

I guess my name isn't terribly common so not too worried

 

No joke. I had a former coworker named Kenny who started believing the CIA was after him and wrote all this shit on his Facebook about devil. Dude lost his mind

 

I've always gone by Ken instead of Kenny because Kenny was my nemesis on our 2nd grade soccer team. Rat tail and all.

 

7 o'clock tonight it is onnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

have fun, hope you don't wake up in a bathtub full of ice and a missing kidney

 

Sorry you're Emmanuel Sandcastle now

 

kickstarter? gofundme? let's get it changed

 

Middle names are for parents to use when they're upset at their kids. My dad doesn't have a middle name either.

 

This is how I scold my dog. He knows.

 

My middle name is Harold