(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 978

Relationships In Progress

 

Actually, and I think this is a great idea, you guys should let me pilot your accounts. Let me craft your messages and we'll see how it goes

 

“If you think my bio is funny, you should see my dick.”

 

I'm for it @ChaseTx

 

I think that's one of those "you have to be there" jokes.

 

the spelling of her name is what's funny

 

I think we're on similar enough wavelengths that I can pass if I ever work up the courage to make an account

 

it's already giving me a hint.

 

I downloaded tinder

you all suck

 

changing my name to Jescape

 

it's 2018 and everyone should exercise their right to download disappointment right into their pockets

 

"you can run you can hide but you can't Jescape my love"

 

ready for that fire 0 matches in 10 days of being there

 

y'all if i can get two dates in 10 days it can't be that hard in bigger, better cities

 

it's not that bad but sometimes it's more fun to burn things than build them.

 

and sending stupid messages is a good compatibility filter anyways

 

oh i do that to. it's how i live my life.

 

Fresno/Clovis sucks

It's all country folk

 

LOL @ChaseTx

 

Notification irrelevant

 

She didn't get it. Unmatch

 

That was the best response I could have hoped for, just completely missing the joke. I’m just not gonna reply though door has been shut and locked with that one lmao

 

Today I was reminded of this guy in college in my group project who wasn't relationship material at all, which I guess I cared about back then, but he offered to teach me guitar and recommended me some cool Spanish horror and he was super passionate about music and he was just my type looks wise. I think the feeling of interest was mutual and I never rly tried to take it further and I have regreeeets. Like who else am i gonna meet like that what a flop I am. I don't even remember his name to stalk lol.

 

Will probably be discussed on the next episode of InfoWars

 

When I moved to LA, at one point I had a different date a night for a week straight, so it can’t be that hard?

My wallet hurt and it was exhausting. Never again