(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 976

Don’t say p**** hound please, it’s unbecoming.

 

I used an adjective, thus rendering this wordplay spurious, you degenerate.

 

Oh IM sorry

 

Welp guys this girl is gonna provide some stories one way or another. We are definitely hanging out tonight. She is an English teacher so she can't be too crazy. I think.

 

my ex wife is an english teacher and she crazy as hell

 

Fuck fuck fuck.

 

I hit the dating apps hard the last few days and sometimes I even convince myself I want to move on and can imagine doing it. but then every time without fail I lose interest rapidly or never have any to begin with and just end up thinking "they aren't my ex" which is just a huge disappointment

 

She would probably tell you to put "is" between she and crazy

 

I relate to this

 

matched with a woman who critiqued my powerpoint and said deep cleaning is her favorite procrastination activity so now it's time to shoot myself in the foot

 

Have you been called out for stealing the PowerPoint yet

 

you're banned from denver now. i hope it was worth it

 

Buddy I'm gonna be there Friday afternoon. Better have a nice blanket on the couch for me

 

I'm surprised you're okay with and even excited by your PowerPoint being critiqued, I'd imagine you want the illusion of infallibility to last as long as possible

 

tough titties. im leavin it

 

unfollowing this thread so I don't have the urge for dating apps

 

I'm not gonna let you get your sleep germs on my couch. I have a queen-sized airmattress and extra sheets and blankets for guests.

if someone can critique me for something valid, that's hot.

 

Don Draper is my spirit animal tonight

 

hmm that seems like not...a good role model

 

You're going too deep bud

 

Yea

 

I’ve matched with this girl who tbh is out of my league and we’ve made some pretty pleasant conversation so far.

Also, she’s from Texas like me. What a coincidence.