(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 974

"If anyone has any objections to these terms, lie about it and forever hold your peace. The bride-to-be will now select all images containing cars"

 

OMG I want @dylan to get married so bad now. I would cancel everything to go to that wedding

 

I'm going to keep it real for a second. I still don't know what I'll ever do dating wise.

 

have you tried dating dumb?

sorry, you did get your allotted second though

 

I'm in the same boat though. what have you tried, like dating apps or mutual friends?

 

I dabbled on tinder and OkCupid for a while but never really had anything. I want to just blame the fact my profile was so boring.

I've also been trying to go out more with friends/co-workers but ehh I end up just hanging with friends and not meeting anyone new.

 

Why does @dylan remind me of the captain from Brooklyn Nine Nine? Always so enthused about everything aren't you dyl?

 

"I am in love FULL STOP"

 

A second date was not agreed upon.

 

i'm sorry buddy

take more dog pics and get back on that horse

 

yes, take more pictures of bear on that horse

 

if there is a person on this earth that does not smile at this photo, that person should not be allowed to purchase firearms

 

...

 

what horse?

 

Dear Robert,
I do not agree with your comparison.
Sincerely,
Dylan

 

Best possible response

 

I guess I should put it out there that @thesoftskeleton and I aren't in a relationship anymore. I'm very sorry it didn't work out.

For the record Kaitie is one of the best people I've ever met and we are still friends

 

I'm sorry to hear that and glad it was amicable for your sake but also because it would kill me to have to pick sides I couldn't do it like you both

 

that's a bummer, I hope both of you find happiness and remain friends and no one has to pick which parent we have to spend holidays with

 

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

 

In other news this is the last night I have to work on this life ruiner and I can't even be bothered because it is destroying my soul. There are obv pieces in the wrong spots because some of my remaining pieces don't fit and I'm dooone. Srsly if you want to explore a very accurate metaphor of dating with no pay off do a 500 piece puzzle.

 

Hey just had that date. It was good.

 

I'm back on my gummy bear bullshit.

 

I wonder what that means.