(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 973

I meant in terms of fine as a synonym for attractive but your response is very you

 

I love romance

 

if @dylan ever gets married, his vows are going to be incredible.

 

"I affirm I will maintain monogamy of emotional, physical, and sexual nature and am committed to being your exclusive partner until we separate or one of us dies. End."

 

I felt a physical attraction, yes.

 

who said anything about romantic feelings?

 

You're absolutely gushing

 

Now I’m embarrassed for myself

 

" I stand here before a woman I have deemed suitably attractive with a fine enough personalty to spend the rest of my life with or until we divorce or one of us dies, and some of my closest family and friends and like a hundred people I don't particularly care for but felt morally obligated to invite or she chose to invite them"

our speeches will also be the best
"have you heard the Red Robin story * insert Dylan's wife's name* oh you're gonna love this so he was at a date with a girl at Red Robin and she poured ketchup directly on to the fries and then he publicly humiliated her and she ran out crying and now she gets anxious and sad every time she passes by a Red Robin"

 

She sounds terrible.

 

Today we met at a Belgian fries place. My anxiety was hyped up waiting to see if she would make the same mistake as the previous romantic prospect. I’m pleased to report she did not.

 

hes gonna make a slideshow for them.

 

good to hear that @dylan 's date was not a disaster and hope you continue to have moderately positive experiences with her in the future.

 

Thank you for your well-wishes. now I have to determine when I should text her to tell her I had a pleasant experience and see if she would agree to go on another date.

 

it's like watching a robot learn how to emulate the behaviors of real people

 

early tomorrow afternoon

 

they were telling me I was a good dancer just because I was grooving to the beat so well and throwing some moves in nicely and I was like that's terrible.

 

to what are you referring?

 

Putting the ketchup directly on the fries doesn't even make sense. Some fries get too soggy with ketchup and others don't have enough and u have to awkwardly scrape the ketchup off another fry. If there's no separate sauce cup provided u should pile the fries up and create a small empty space in the basket to put the desired condiment.

 

Agreed. But would you end an otherwise great relationship because of it?

 

No because I am a fry sauce girl and it's typically only available in sauce cups cause we know what's up, so this situation would hopefully never even arise if we were truly compatible!

 

I was blindsided, Kiana

 

Yes

 

the wedding might as well just consist of a captcha check and a Terms of Service agreement.

 

Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?