(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 967

I did have to walk over to an old closed down Bennigan's location to plug my phone up while I waited though

 

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never mind R Kelly is a sexual predator

 

chase the next morning:

 

Pro tip: Don't sleep in your car if you're drunk, you can still get charged with an OVI. Get an uber or have a friend/enemy pick you up.

 

Came to say @dylan must HATE this song

 

Zion

I'm sorry...

 

I think it’s different for each state. I know in MO as long as the keys weren’t in the ignition, constituting “operating,” then you wouldn’t get a ticket.

 

It's like that in Ohio and I know a guy who got one because "he could have operated the vehicle". Every lawyer and police officer I've heard talk about just says to not do it because they can still charge you with an ovi. A good lawyer could probably get it dropped but not everyone can afford a good lawyer.

 

Dude, what a comeback post

 

in Oklahoma they call it APC - actual physical control. Apparently it means if the keys are in the car, you have the potential to operate the car

So if you pass out in your car in Oklahoma, hide the keys

 

A buddy once almost got that because he fell asleep drunk in his car and the cop was reading him the riot act about it. Finally my buddy was essentially said, "look, this piece of shit doesn't get locked and I was so fucking loaded I don't even know where my keys are, but they ain't on me and they ain't in the car so I was operating shit last night. You wanna do some police investigating? Use your detective skills and go find my keys you prick."

Sure, he got a disorderly conduct ticket, but those are a hell of a lot cheaper than a DUI.

 

Regradless of the legality of it, it's probably not a good idea to fall asleep drunk as hell in your car.

Also just because something isn't illegal doesn't mean a dickhead cop can't arrest you for it.

 

That’s beautiful, man

 

Pretty sure here in Minnesota if the keys are in plain sight not in the ignition and you are in the vehicle they will nab you, it’s wild

 

I understand the idea of sleeping in your car but, like, with uber and lyft and taxis, I think it's not the most prudent decision. Just get a ride home.

 

Even a lot of the smaller bars try and help patrons with getting home.

 

Goddamit.

Was talking with this girl for the last few days (met through work friends) and it was going okay but found out today that she pours the milk into the bowl BEFORE the cereal.

What the fuck.

Nope.

No way.

Not touching that with a ten foot poll.

That's an action clearly done by a severely deranged mind. I'm outta there.

 

Welcome to the polite society.

 

She’s a psychopath. I was talking to someone on tinder and she asked me if I poured the milk first to test me. We both agreed that you have to be a certain level of crazy to do that

 

Dylan, you and I are going to recreate the world and correct the sins of the lost children.

 

get out.

 

I can't even think of all the places I've had sex but I can definitely say it would give @dylan a panic attack.

Also I definitely know someone who got a DUI here for sitting in her car with her keys while drunk. She had called someone for a ride and was waiting for them. The person was on their way and corroborated this, but the cop still arrested her. Pretty lame...

 

Hell yeah. We will create a utopia

 

You want to create a utopia by flushing out the impure.

Huh. Sounds weirdly familiar. Then again, they do say that history repeats itself.

 

Dylan will create the dystopia that every YA novel takes place in