(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 966

damn, that's dark

 

Leave

 

I wrestled, pun unintended, with whether or not it was too soon

 

I can't contribute to this conversation and I have no good memes to post right now sadly.

 

got an appropriate song??

 

Owen Hart still breaks my... heart

 

Again I’m not in the thread I thought i was

 

weirdest place I had sex was probably on a golf course

it was night and we were in a car tho

I'm not that crazy

 

no not today unfortuntaely.

 

you desecrated a national park?!??!

 

I am a boring and completely unadventerous person but the "thrill" of being caught doesn't exist for me. It'd be more like all encompassing panic

 

Yeah every time I've been "adventurous" in that sense there was very little or no risk of actually being caught

Closest call was that time at the beef jerky outlet

 

holy shit

I forgot about that

 

please refresh my memory.

 

seems pretty self explanatory, he obviously had his beef jerked while surrounded by beef jerky

 

I feel like Chase would be better suited for that one but the crux is that he got down in the parking lot for a beef jerky outlet

 

wat

 

I met an OkC date at a Pluckers Wing Bar. After some beers and cheese fries, we ended up messing around in my car in the parking lot.

As I scoped out the rest of the area, I noticed one of the businesses in that lot was called Beef Jerkey Outlet

Anyway we laughed about that, did the thing, and then slept there in my car

 

I guess the only funny part is that there was a store called that and that I had an intimate encounter near it

 

more like Phuckers Wing Bar

 

you slept in the car??

 

Yeah I've done that a few times. It was a long drive home, it was late and I was sleepy, and I had been drinking... not heavily but all things considered the best choice

Except when I woke up I discovered that I left the key in the ignition and the battery died. She had to drive to Fort Worth and back to get her jumper cables

 

were you scared that she was gonna leave you there?

 

No it was a good date