(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 965

disgusting

 

unless you work in like a sex toy store I can't imagine being in your place of business and being like "this is a sexy place let's do sex here"

 

You ever had sex anywhere that wasn’t your own place?

 

other people's beds. never anywhere not in a bedroom though.

 

Did other people’s beds bother you?

 

yes, i've only stayed over after sex at one persons house and the next morning i got up as soon as i could and went home and showered.

 

do you ask them when the last time they cleaned/changed their sheets was before engaging?

 

that was a low point in my life

 

And think of all the germs on their body it's a wonder you'd have sex at all

 

the only people who i've had sex with in their beds were people i've either been in a relationship with or a long term fwb situation with where i knew their cleanliness habits. any one-off or short term dating sex sessions were always done in my house until I was comfortable enough trusting them and their cleanliness to go to theirs.

 

if circumstances were different, my last ex and I would be a perfect partnership/couple. after the first time we had sex she had me put on my clothes and leave because it was after 10pm. while i was putting on my clothes she was taking off her sheets and putting them in the wash and turning her shower on to jump in after i left.

 

Holy shit yeah I once dating Mrs. King Baby.

 

Non bedrooms I've had experiences in:

- office file room
- my car
- partner's car
- playground of partner's elementary school
- lake shore
- park area behind library

 

i need a purel bath just reading this post

 

Alleyway in San Francisco


Edit: this is the worst of mine, easily

 

@dylan heres how one of my sequence of events go:

* decide to get together, girl asks where

* I pick place, girl agrees / disagrees

* if disagree, I ask if she has a place in mind

* girl says "it doesn't matter where" when obviously it does because you didn't like the great place I just picked 5 minutes ago

* I decide to abort operation and launch ghosting application and move on to new person

 

I actually have with someone else though haha

 

Well yeah that's what we mean

Not by yourself

 

Sex thing?

 

-Georgia Dome 50 yard line while the Dirty Birds play for tree
- DJ Booth or back of the VIP of a club
-Public Bathroom
-Back of a classroom
-On stage at the Ludacris concert
-Library
-White House
-Sauna , Jacuzzi
-Back row at the movie
-Back seat windows up

oh wait nevermind that was Ludacris

 

- my car
- her car
- a national park
- my office
- a bar

 

who know who i bet wrestles at work













wrestlers

 

Movie theatre, car (LOTS), lighting booth (worked in theatre for a while), back of a limo, Jacuzzi, bath, shower, buddy's bathroom during a party -- thats what i'm remembering right now.

 

oh i forgot about the jacuzzi

- jacuzzi

 

I feel like when you're a wrestler it never feels like work because it's so much fun

unless you're Owen Hart