(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 964

Someone had to post it

 

Perhaps we should take this to another thread, but nearly all of the *** occurred in the projection booths so most of your concerns are null. Although one time I did get a mouth handjob in the stair well.

 

are those airtight chambers or something? otherwise no, it's not null you disgusting fuck.

 

Is your house an airtight chamber?

 

because of the wage gap Maddy only has to pay $73, that's how it works right

 

are we sure dylan doesn’t live in a plastic bubble?

 

Fuck. Good point lol

 

No, but that's why I clean it daily and only have sex on clean sheets and then immediately wash them and shower before and after. you fucking germ trap

 

god i wish

 

Thought we were actually talking about wrestling not sex.

 

HOW DO YOU PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS?!

 

There’s poop on your phone just fyi

 

i wipe my phone down regularly with wipes, but nice try.

 

Trivial Pursuit with Dylan

 

@dylan have you ever seen What About Bob?

 

Huh. I just lick my screen until it’s clean

 

wait which one am i in this scenario?

 

not going to lie, thought that for a second too.

i think about wrestling too much, i’m well aware

 

no.

this isn't something to joke about

 

What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever done Dylan

 

gone a day without showering when I was sick a few years ago. i felt disgusting.

 

kinda both "look in a polite society what's on the card is the correct answer"

 

we can all partially blame my father for my being this way. Growing up, before my brother and I went to bed for the night, we'd always sit on my parents bed while watching seinfeld episodes with my dad.

 

I have used the file room at an old job before. It was after hours and in a locked room though