(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 963

Lemme try again

Doggy style?
On the couch?
Let's go?
Aaaaaand?
Never? Okay...

 

i did a face mask last night because the GF made me, i should listen to her more often

 

better

 

update: crazy married guy says he’s gonna fuck off forever because he’s humiliated. let’s hope.

 

wut

 

I’ve been up for uh, 28 hours? I need to see a sleep doctor or something

 

wut

 

a page ago or so i discussed it

 

holy shit

 

shit I really wanted to dibs sheep jeans

 

Asking price is $100. Possible bidding war coming

 

I hope he told his wife, and still got shot down by your girlfriend. That way, his wife can get away from that shitty creep

 

i just wanted to be sponsored by Levi's. unlimited 511 and 513's plz

 

But have you ever wrestled at work??? Come talk to me then

 

i'm almost afraid to ask........................

have you??

 

Lol yes. Multiple times

Edit: not at my current job

 

Someone please photoshop @dylan face on this. @Rob Hughes @Dirty Sanchez

 

she seems to think he has some real problems, I’m trying to be sympathetic... but if he does go through with that... welp, lol

 

that's absolutely disgusting. you are a vile human being.

 

you got a problem with Levi's lester?!

 

I mean, I agree, but this isn’t why

 

@Dog with a Blog must have broken SO many of your rules with this action

 

@Mr. Serotonin approves

 

yes it is.

it's a place of business, not to do your business. it's a public place. there are people everywhere. all the germs. the diseases. the dead skin cells. the loose hairs. and you're just there exposing both of your private areas to that? no regard for sanitary practices or basic levels of hygiene? jesus fucking christ.