(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 962

@dylan you need a system like Dennis.

D-
Y-
L-
A-
N-

Go!

 

When we set up plans to meet up originally, she responded that she'd love to but was going out of town that weekend and my mind immediately went "okay, we all know how this goes. I've seen this movie before" because usually people use that excuse, and I'm guilty of it too, to just not meet up at all with someone after realizing you aren't that interested in them from the conversation. And then they slowly fizzle out the conversation until you both completely forgot about the person due to the new match you just got a few hours ago and you rinse and repeat.

 

Dylan bout to BSOD if this girl bails

 

This is brutal

 

D - determine compatibility based on required morals/belief systems/interests/hobbies
Y - yell at my friends that I matched with/met someone who I'm in love with immediately based on how many of the above areas they meet
L - lie to myself that they're not that interested
A - alienate and self-sabotage after a promising date
N - next match

 

Perfect

 

you should just put this in ur profile

 

i have no dylan-esque response to this. I've been "dunked on" as the kids say

 

lmao if we had our way @dylan's tinder bio would be a fucking novel

 

you know i love you

 

what that means?

 

You're the only one I’ve heard say that.

 

I think it’s Bring Your Own Beer

 

Yeah for sure. Had a work wife 2 years ago at an old job and we flirted with each other a lot but knew nothing would come of it b/c she had just gotten out of a relationship and I had already been in a workplace relationship before and had no intention of doing it again. But it cool to actually have someone to look forward to seeing everyday at a job that I otherwise hated, and to grab beers and nachos with after work some days.

 

okay, grandpa. get with the times.

 

Blue Screen of Death - Wikipedia

 

BSOD does definitely sound like a deviant sex thing

 

oh yeah if she stands me up im deleting /system (I run on OSX)

 

yeah I mean I feel like work crushes are just friends that you make very quickly for the most part, this checks out for me. I've never done it but I've seen it end badly

 

Dog Bought
Yt People Love it
Let's gooooO!
Aaaaaand
Nothin

 

I do some adult wrestling with a woman from work and it’s fine

 

you're bad at this

 

My steps

1)Drink
2)Match on dating app on a holiday
3)Get them to pick you up that night to hang out
4)Spend the next few days with them
5)Begin actually dating



When I lay it out like that my steps were pretty fucked huh

 

you forgot 2.5) call your bff dylan while drunk for moral support

 

you guys are stupid cute and I’m gonna beat you up