(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 960

Debatable.

 

Cliffnotes to keep as short as possible: matched with girl on tinder, didn't get to meet up for like 8-9 days because of schedules.

Text her around 7 pm on Saturday night when I'm quite drunk and walking to a bar to do car bombs with friends. We converse and she says her plans fell through and has nothing to do. (1) sign missed.

I continue on talking to her as if she didn't drop that hint. Tell her we should hang out tomorrow (Sunday). "Should be tonight", which is a direct quote. (2) signs missed.

"Possibly!" I respond and continue drinking.

She asks how I'm getting home (3) signs missed. Tell her my friend is dropping me off.

I get home she mentions she's out of rick and morty episodes to watch and I haven't seen it before and tell her I'm gonna turn it on. "I can watch it with you!" (4) signs missed. I just text her about the episodes I'm watching.

Sunday I see I sent the last 4 messages in our convo and apologize for anything I said and she said I was still quite funny and entertaining. Then asks how I'm getting back to my car (5) and I tell her my friend is taking me. Then I finally apologize again and make plans for her to come over that evening. "You were very dense last night but still funny".

She comes over and I fall asleep on the couch next to her because of lack of sleep+hangover. Also don't make a move soon enough and she just goes "okay I'll start" and things kicked off from there and somehow she still wants to hang out.

 

Happy ya fuckin ingrates?

 

wtf is wrong with you Mikey

 

that sounds like a woman that you can get comfortable and be yourself with!

 

How much time ya got

 

How is that even possible to miss those signs? Drunk or not, that's as obvious as it gets

 

Miss is maybe the wrong word. I actively saw them and was just like “nah she ain’t trying to see drunk me right now”

 

I’m moderately satisfied having read your story.

 

That makes way more sense. Miss was the wrong word

 

Glad I could help brighten your day Dylan Dylany.

 

Great, we have to live with the fact that we moderately satisfied Dylan

 

Sheep genes

 

Sheep Jeans would be a great band name

 

Sheep Jeans and Mom Jeans on a tour sponsored by Levi’s.

 

Yeah fuckers. Like our gerbils, we bond in pairs and then become very territorial. Don't fuck with us.

 

I don't know what I did to deserve the good stuff happening because the only thing that's changed is I started poking fun @Dylan Dylany more than normal, but I certainly like it.

 

This story made me so anxious that the ending hasn't cleared it. I hope you catch fire for this litany of failure which somehow lead to success!

 

OK ya'll. I have tickets to a soccer match tomorrow so asked Neuro girl is she wants to come (shes a soccer fan) she has to work unfortunately and disclosed to me she has to work friday the rest of the month and most of weekends, so I take it she is hinting she is down to do something sooooo I asked if she wants to go to this rad science museum sometime soon, awaiting response. I hate life.

 

Just ask yourself one question @oldjersey:

What would bigmike do?

Then do the opposite.

 

That said, this girl is likely gonna come out and get sushi with me before the event I have to work at said sushi place. And then likely drinks tomorrow night. So, like, what do I know

 

me: haha yeah no way i'm going to start crushing on this cute new girl at work no siree not happening workplace crushes are bad everyone knows that haha carry on with your life now, nothing to it

*talks to her for 5 minutes*

me: fuck

 

Can I use this for my upcoming project? I'm semi-serious

 

work place crushes suck but also they rule if you're cool with the reality of nothing happening bc it's a bad idea. then you just have a friend who you appreciate a lot which is nice

 

SAME