(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 955

i need a shower just thinking about it.

 

after September 15th, at least two

 

I’ve ruined so many hotel rooms. I want you to think about that next time you’re inside of one.

 

You just met a girl, been talking for a month, and booked a trip together, for September?

 

yep!

 

i mean she did it without asking, the original plan was to buy by july. i could either be freaked out or i could be excited and grateful, i'm going with option b

 

Speaking of Option B, what is Plan B?

 

Kidding. I'm extremely excited for you.

 

believe me, it's not lost on me that it's a little crazy, i wouldn't blame ya

 

I'd just be excited man, you can always just cancel. I wouldn't avoid making any future plans on the off chance things don't go well. That's just kinda a pessimistic way to go about things.

 

yeah, i mean, she paid lmao

 

I think I posted this before, but I had to tell an ex's parents that I wasn't going on a trip to NYC that they paid for. Hotel room, flight and everything. That was fun

 

but truthfully if this doesnt last through summer i will be a very surprised dumbass

 

Cam got himself a sugar momma

 

is it because you had broken up or because you just didn't wanna go lol

 

I broke up with her cause she cheated on me for the second time. It was weird cause her parents seemingly didn't understand.

 

did you hit up the ol' Hub to provide them comparable visual aides?

 

Hahah. That was such a weird thing. The girl was going on a school trip to Europe and gave me a letter before she left about how there was nothing to worry about, she loved me blah blah blah. Basically "I'm not gonna cheat on you, you have nothing to worry about". And I was like, uhhh, that didn't even cross my mind until right now as i'm reading this

Fuckin' high school.

 

One time I stayed at a hotel and there was blood on the comforter. It looked like someone has gotten a nosebleed cause it was on the top corner and that they had tried to wash it and failed and didn't notice. I died inside that day.

 

Can someone compile a Best Of The A1 Threads and I will read it for everyone at your wedding reception? Please and thank you.

With my ex, we met in August, started dating and I moved cities to move in with her by January, less than 5 months later.

 

This would've been so encouraging if it didn't start with this.

 

To be fair, I just spent like 90 minutes with her splitting up beer and catching up on life and having a very nice and friendly chat. We don't hate each other, I just fell out of love with her and it would've have been fair for me to continue on in the manner we were.

 

I don't think I'm capable of making plans with someone until I've been with them a while these days. I'm way too defensive. It's not one of my more romantic traits.

 

You mean the ones he stole, right?

 

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!