(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 953

Hell MI

Weed CA (that’s where @dadbolt lives)

 

If @dylan is happy before me, I'm finding the fastest way down from Brunel's bridge.

 

if i was ever happy i would be annoyed about it, don't worry. at the very most, i'd be satisfied with basic contentment with regards to a current life situation in terms of social, professional, and romantic areas.


also I plan on playing Freedom Bridge whenever I decide to go.

 

you took a big life move this year and have killed it so far, hope she rules and you guys hit it off buddy. when you get nervous just remember she has somehow found something to like in you despite your unbearable e-presence and it's pretty much impossible to get worse than that.

 

k

 

the key to getting dates is to not be myself until we plan to meet

 

I've been to Weed, CA

just to get gas for my car

 

are you personalityfishing her dylan? tut tut

 

I know Athens Georgia, I'm currently listening to the definitive rem podcast

 

damnnn, you got dat gas bruv?

 

...did... did you just say bruv... guvna?

 

'ELLO GUVNA! THROW SOME SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE FOR MEEEEE




wait, that's Irish

 

refuckintweet

 

Honesty is key

 

My boyfriend has said this sort of thing about me but I'm actually very average looking!!

 

Tbh I love seeing people who talk about how beautiful their partner is, even if they just feel average to themselves or whatever. Just because sometimes I think dang... in a world with billions of people, many of whom are certainly more beautiful and interesting than myself, how do you even rly stand out, you know? But when people think their partner is just the most gorgeous person ever it's rly reassuring and sweet.

 

How have I still not met anyone on this site?

 

All that confidence just intimidates them Nate

 

who tf gets a cool celebrity name like amethyst and decides to go by iggy instead

 

the same person who would choose Iggy Azalea because it was her childhood pet and the name of the street she grew up on, I know too much about her

 

my bf says this about me. I'm really not that appealing. And still can't believe I found him & he chose me and wants to date me.

 

Why the second bit? WHYYYYYYY?!

 

It’s impossible for me to take this app seriously or anything for that matter haha