(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 952

I forgot to let you all know that I'm putting the work playlist on hold for a bit due to the fact that I could probably run out of songs if I kept doing it at this pace.

 

just make it sara smile please

 

so her family invited me to easter (they're not religious, just an excuse to get fat and drink) and her niece's birthday. her dad's side of the family is HUGE, he is one of nine and when they do full-family gatherings they rent out the elks lodge. so that's gonna be an anxiety day. then my sister asked me if we both wanted to go visit her in Colorado in September, and Melissa jumped at the chance to do that. the one time i try to take things slow and our families are like "nah fuck that"

 

also that means i may be trying to harass you @dylan. my sis lives in Florence.

 

jesus christ that's 2 hours away why does she live in nowheresville??

 

because that's where the free house her in-laws parents gave her is haha

 

tell them to get her a free house closer to me.

 

that's Italy not Colorado

 

Geography isn’t y’alls strong attribute huh

 

the only florence i know is florence nightingale

 

Did Florence get rid of her machine?

 

I may have a date sunday.











shut up.

 

@dylan navigating happiness is gonna be a ride and i'm strappin' in

 

dylan and blank sitting in a tree
g-r-e-e-n texting

 

" So I was thinking for brunch get there at exactly 11:37 am to avoid lines, mimosas are bottomless but only drink three"

 

what would happen if she texts him 8:59am on the day of the date? does dylan flip out on her for not understanding his rules

 

oooooh no. this will only exacerbate things. ask james. i've been a mess. my anxiety is at an all time high. i don't know what to do with my hands, there's a good chance I accidentally knock over a glass of water or a a salt shaker or something.

she has an iphone, robot.

...are you reading my texts??

she'd get warned.

 

Congrats.....












SIKE

 

gotem

 

Wait til you hear about Paris, TX

Athens GA
Italy TX

Some others

 

Is it the girl from the park

 

no i haven't seen her since that day. i'm convinved @iCarly Rae Jepsen cursed me and she actually was a ghost.

it's the woman I sent the larry david rant to about the super likes.

 

damn i've been had