(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 95

i was in town to get fitted for a tux for her prom. needless to say, i didnt do that the next day

 

Last time I had sex was also breakup sex

I'd offer a high five but it doesn't seem appropriate

 

low five

 

it was in april i spent the rest of that weekend alone in my room watching the coachella live stream lol

 

There was. I walked by it, but didn't participate. Seemed like a 4:1 ratio of girls to guys wanting to check it out.

 

the first time i found about this girl jake didnt tell me

vivid memory of this weekend

ben changed his cover photo on fb to the weeknd performance


was his first time hearing the weeknd

 

hahaha

 

no it wasn't

 

The last time I had sex, Democrats were doing a sit-in in the Capitol

 

anyway that was still before everyone in the world knew him so i could claim that cred even if that was true

 

Last time I actually had sex I later found out the guy wasn't comfortable with his sexuality so he proceeded to make fun of me and tell everyone that I was really bad at it. Which was stupid because then everyone knew that he had to of had sex with me so he kind of blew his cover.

He was an asshole anyways. I'm hoping the girl I'm seeing tonight isn't as kinky as she seems. I'm really uncomfortable with that stuff lol

 

it was true

 

the last i had sex it was when derrick rose was an MVP

 

I won't lie I only listened to The Weeknd because I was downloading nostalgia, ULTRA on it-leaked (didn't know about any mixtape sites because I was a novice) and The Weeknd was one of the RIYL artists so I got Balloons

 

The last time I had sex this was the The Dating and Relationships Thread

 

the last time i had sex cleveland had a national title

 

The last person I had sex with enjoyed playing W**** of W******t

 

That's a weird way to spell Overwatch

 

Overwatch was definitely not a thing the last time I had sex

Hence why I haven't had sex since then

 

The last time I had sex the 2016 NYE ball had dropped.

 

This thread is killing my self esteem I should go

 

Bastion POTGs have killed my sex drive tbh

 

Hmmm... so 6 months left in the year. Wonder what the chances of me having sex this year are.

 

What are you playing on? And yes, fuck Bastion.