(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 944

how?!

 

I deserve to get paid for said conversion

 

if you don't send her your stance on love, there is a 99% chance you're leading her on

 

either send her the love stance or admit this is a gimmick, @dylan. the day of reckoning has arrived.

 

how am i leading her on?

 

i'm not going to just send her "hey love doesn't exist" randomly. if it comes up in the conversation naturally i'll be upfront with my views

 

she probably isn't a closet serial killer like you, and may have some positive outlooks on the human condition

 

bring it up then you coward

 

sadly this isn't a gimmick

 

you're my therapist now

 

this should be his new user title

 

closet serial killer?

 

god damn you

 

@dylan left a space between the first quote and his own name in his user title, fucking scrub

 

I’m serious. Y’all should have seen how ready he was to ghost her because she replied to him on Tinder at 3am. I feel like I’m teaching a folder how to ride a tricycle

 

stop stalking me

 

wow nvm he changed it entirely

 

im not a folder

 

Toddler**

 

Who even uses basic texts anymore? Whatsapp, you animals.

 

why the FUCK would i download a third party shitty ass fucking app to text when the native iMessage app is cleaner, more functional, better designed, and has better iOS integration?

 

she broke the midnight-9am rule. it was a serious offense. there's nothing wrong with my thought process.

 

socialist @dylan is an Apple stan, life is rich