(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 943

if only it were so easy for me haha

 

Roff-el

 

Idk who it was. I'm bad at actors and it was a bit part! Who do ppl think u look like, maybe it's that person!!

 

le-mao

 

Y'all need to back off green texters sorry I'm not a millionaire who can afford an iPhone okay!!!!

 

"don't text me, i actually prefer emails"

 

in particular, there is an emoji i use when dreading something, the one with the blue forehead and singular tear or sweat drop. on android it's a fucking angry face. what the fuck!

 

and now you understand my green text rule and why it matters so much. do you understand now, cam? do you see how I have been right all along? green texting is a reflection of the person and you need to get out while there's still time.

 

we've actually switched to Messenger because two days ago i wasn't getting like every other text, life is hell

 

zombie

 

no, it's because she's a green texter. you need to wake up, cam. i'm saying this as your friend, get out.

 

love is about sacrifice @dylan

 

THAT IS EXTREME SHREK

 

damn, @dylan going hard on those green texters.

I'm thinking about switching back to android with my next phone.

 

90% of our correspondence is snapchat, if the share starts turning the other way i may have to pack my bags

 

typical dylan being non-inclusive

 

shrek is always a green texter

get it it's because he's green

 

1. love doesn't exist. what you're feeling is temporary satisfaction with your current situation in life in regards to another personal you feel attracted to and share interests and characteristics. eventually that feeling will either be subdued, fade, or go away completely after the very likely break up, separation, divorce, or death you will experience with each other.

2. i can sacrifice a lot, green texting isn't one of them.

 

ryan gosling

 

you'll instantly regret it and have to live with the guilt and frustration of an ugly UI and terrible functionality for two years before you're able to come back to the light.

 

boo

 

send this to tinder girl right this second

 

no she has an iphone

 

spineless hypocrite