(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 941

STOP QUOTING ME JACOB

 

K

 

That's terrifying.

 

this website is bad for my blood pressure

 

That care bear reminds me that I was watching tv last night and there was a lawyer character who looked like @dylan But the lawyer was kinda mean so it kinda made me dislike @dylan a lil bit tbh!

 

also online dating is bad for my blood pressure. that girl i sent the larry david rant to ended up giving me her phone number and now there's a whole new dynamic of contextual texting related to punctuation, enthusiasm, gifs, emojis, length of message, topics to discuss, types of humor to utilize, I'm a mess.

 

Happens to everyone eventually!

 

HOW MANY "HAHA"S ARE TOO MANY "HAHA"S?!?! HOW MANY?!?!

 

jajaja

 

She sounds perfect for you.

 

let's not get crazy here

 

maybe stop overthinking it i know that's easier said than done though good luck pal

 

what was the actor's name? also that implies you didn't already dislike me which is a bad move on your part, Kiana.

 

I can be funny, shrek

HOW MANY HAHAs DEREK?!

 

hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahhaha

 

this seems like too many but at this point i don't know anymore

 

you should see the convo I was having with @Dog with a Blog last night about this.

 

Remember when Nina kept saying she was a unicorn for something else (can’t remeber what but it wasn’t right) and I was like yeah you probably don’t wanna use that term that means you’re willing to join a couple in bed. She was saying for weeks and I was look if you’re trying to do that I ain’t here to kink shame but you’re using the term all wrong!

 

3 ha's at most or an lmao if it's really funny. 2 if you're humoring them. 69 if you're tryna get it in, etc

 

lololol is good too.

 

give them 420 if u want to smoke the w**d

 

who the fuck uses lmao?

 

lmao no u

 

the word? you smoking bibles over there robot?