(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 935

In what world would I accept a date with anyone where we watch Abe Lincoln cosplay as Buffy it’s like you don’t even know me

 

srsly get your head out of your rear end dyllon

 

If you quote @dylan , do it caerphilly

 

OUT

 

this one

 

Gruyere you goin'?

 

wtf is that actually a cheese dog

 

holy shit these are next level cheese puns

 

Oh gotcha. The answer is no. She is a bartender and I am a patron at her place of employment. Currently killing time until I have dinner with my friend who I am actually interested in and not said bartender is a lovely person but might have questionable movie taste.

 

ask her if she has The Chase (1994) with Charlie Sheen that she can put on instead

 

I will take a moment to consider this request.

 

Thanks for asking, friend. But fuck no.

 

your loss

 

Someone actually liked that movie? wat

 

I’ve actually seen the chase and it’s awful.

 

If you're gonna ask for a bad movie from the early 90s, at least ask for something like the original Point Break.

 

the chase is a classic bad 90s movie you all are bad people

 

Also she just has cable movie stations, it’s not like I’m drinking at a blockbuster and she can put on any movie ever.

 

blockbuster? ok grandpa

 

Dullard liking The Chase is good is the most DylDyl thing Dolan has ever posted

 

How about Maximum Overdrive?

 

space jam?

 

Sorry.

Also she just has cable movie stations, it’s not like I’m drinking at a Redbox and she can put on any movie ever.

 

kazaam starring sinbad?

 

redbox? okay dad