(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 932

yeah she thought he was weird

 

No she didn’t.

 

wht the heck dylan

 

what?!

 

oh wait nvm I thought those replies were right after the first thing you sent her and it made the "okay" gif look super dismissive lmao, like "cool w/e"

 

I still want to get back on tinder

but my profile would be trash

 

my older brother always tries to tell me that the key to a girl's heart is calculated indifference which is some HS bullshit if you ask me.

 

I'm honored.

 

I see y'all could never be together since she's no green texter

 

I wonder if dylan lets things slide if his SMS recipients are green sexters

or does he go the other way and deem them not good enough to have flirtatious activity with

 

That's from an App - could be a green texter still.

 

I can't picture Dylan flirting

"look we all die alone anyway but life can get lonely and people have needs so give me some validation on this dating app winky face"

 

I had a Tinder profile for a couple weeks back in early-2014 after going through a shitty break-up, ended up going out on a date with a girl who was pretty much just like the girl who had just dumped me, didn't go on another tinder date after that and deactivated the account pretty much immediately haha she was a nice girl, but I (in my still broken-hearted state) saw too many red flags that (in retrospect) were probably nothing to be worried about at all. Oh well, we still kept in touch and she ended up moving out to Iowa anyway and met some guy out there whom she seems happy with so I'm happy for her

 

I let them know of their sin

don't jinx it!

yeah pretty much. I don't flirt. It's too much.

 

show what you were responding to

 

I can't believe there was any response after that novella.

 

I'm not sure to what you are referring

honestly, same

 

I tapped out about 1/4 of the way through. Did it get any better towards the end?

 

no

 

i can show you if you'd like

 

it was great all the way through!

 

shut up

 

keep it PG Derek

 

do it, chicken shit

 

while walking across campus I made preeeetty good eye contact with a girl in an MCR hoodie while I was wearing my Thursday hoodie

@Dirty Sanchez was right, where's emocouplesmeet.fm??? I'd kill it there