(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 931

Crap, you're right.

 

Ugh

So in the last few weeks both my ex's best friend and sister have requested to follow my current girlfriend on instagram. It just kind of feels annoying and invasive at this point, but it prompted me to look at my ex's instagram account for the first time in a year and it was a bad idea. For a split second all the hurt and trauma came back. It was a good reminder to keep my distance though.

 

That does sound a bit troubling, but if it's any issue for your girlfriend, can she not block people on Instagram?

 

if i can be the corniest person ever things just keep getting better and better and better. this is definitely the most i've ever hit it off with a person, we've talked through every aspect of each other and line up perfectly, she has the same precise but modestly tempered hope of what a perfect future looks like as i do. every time i think i'm getting a little crazy she sends me the sweetest, equally crazy text. we're taking things slow from a practical perspective but emotionally we are just going ape shit over each other and the attraction is rreeeaaallllll. i actually think i have something wonderful here and that i'm capable of not blowing it, i'm so goddamn happy.

 

Ahhh, another weekend and another evening out where I've made an ass of myself in front of a woman. To top it off, it's slightly clouded by a very tired, beer battered memory, which means I can't really remember if it's as bad as I think.

I really thought this sort of shit would have stopped years ago!

 

a classic

 

Things are going well y’all don’t worry about me

Cc: @Ken

 

you just couldn't get it 8% more charged huh big guy smdh

 

Sorry, cups, my friend. I wasn't charging my phone at the time. I have failed you. I should've waited to send the message at 4:20, too.

 

bout to get that unmatch real quick

 

Surprisingly enough, she responded sincerely.

 

i love money and my freedom. hence i am not dating. it is also difficult to find someone who understands my obsession of music as well.

 

She mentioned Larry David in her profile.




Cc: @Larry David

 

show the response, coward

 

I’m not sure to what you are referring

 

the super like makes them see your profile. I get nearly all of those swipes. Doesnt mean theyll actually talk to me tho lol

 

i mean i have receipts

 

Photoshop

 

Lol did she reply to that?

 

......no....?

 

never gotten anyone to reciprocate a super like and I haven't gotten a match in months lol. I even sometimes just swipe right indiscriminately for a while just to see if anyone bites, but nope ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

I've only ever accidentally super-liked people before and I feel so bad when they like back cuz normally it's been someone I wouldn't usually swipe right on. it happens though.

 

this p much sums up my anxiety of messaging people back. Apparently Lauren didn't excuse the pun.