(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 930

hahahaha. Do you message everyone you match with?! is that a thing?!

 

I'm watching ER and Julianna Margulies didn't know if she still loved george Clooney or wanted to be with Dr Kovac and she literally could not go wrong with either choice, so then she has to choose between being with one attractive doctor and living in a beautiful house in the PNW or choosing another attractive sensitive doctor who loves her kids. and I'm like oh. Okay. What problems you have. This is such a problem for you. I'm so sympathetic to these problems.

 

Honestly when I match with someone it's a 50/50 shot of "do I message them or do I panic and unmatch them". I'm bad at tinder

 

so like yes you message everyone you match with. you don't just leave them matched.
I'm just amazed that you unmatch them. I have tons of matches that I never get messages from and I don't think much of it tbh. If they really, really stick out to me and it matters to me that much, I would message them. but that's pretty much never for me

 

ITS TIME

 

Unmatching is a very weird thing to do

 

when I had tinder I never messaged anyone ever
that’s how u get dates right

 

absence makes the heart grow fonder so yeah I guess you built up a lot of fondness. pretty sure that's all anyone can hope for

 

I thought you said you never massaged anyone, which I guess is also true

 

i want to be a craigslist come-to-you masseuse when i grow up

 

Come-to-you or *** to you?

 

up 2 the customer mr. s

 

Ahh, a business man with a business plan!

 

work song of the day.

You are welcome.

 

So coworker girl and I talked the other night. Gonna go for it and see what happens.

 

I keep getting blown up on Tinder by like a ton of people Im interested in. But theyre not being super talkative. V frustrating. Whats the point.

 

sounds like it's time to bust out the ketchup pics milkman

 

Confidence boosts.

 

Sadly its kinda my best option for dating atm

 

I wish you could see some of my chats

 

Im just gonna lose a ton of weight then life dat pimp life guys.


Or mail-order bride.

My buddies sister got married in a courthouse the other day and said there were lots of mail order brides there.

 

Lemme tell you bout dis little thing I like to call, “da screenshot”

 

then Im ghosted til now

 

why would you get a mail order bride when you have the girl from Brazil?