(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 926

**** ***!

 

I have a reference challenge type thing on my profile and even if someone googled it I'd still be impressed because they put effort into it lmao. But realistically the reference does kind of frame what kind of person I am or at least what kind of music I listen to

 

so my roommate is having his girlfriend and her CHILD stay over tonight (i think he is like 6 or 7?), which i mean i guess is alright, but when she does it is my roommate and her in his bed, and they make the poor child sleep on the couch. which i do not understand, also i have met her maybe two times at the most, so i feel like you would want to have a more trusting relationship with the people who's house your son is sleeping at.

it is just a weird situation.

 

get him drunk fam

 

wait till they're out of the room and say to him "hey, kid, you ever seen a dead body?"

he'll love that

 

maybe i'll let him watch my copy of coco, maybe.

 

you're a benevolent ruler

 

honestly i will probably just hide out in my room and play horizon or monster hunter.

 

work song of the day:

shout out to couples

 

*shouts from the back*

more hall & oates

 

please tell sprouts not me

 

The GF hinted today I should shave my moustache up a bit..

In other words I’m gonna keep growing it out and ignore her

 

I just wanna say as this is the friendship thread also.

@lightning doesn't appreciate my memes :(

 

hi

 

But are you ready to mingle?

 

i'm in that stage where i just had another perfect date and now i'm like "okay great when how and why is this gonna take a nosedive", minds are fun

 

“Not really looking for something long term anyways”

 

Isn't it wonderful? Past few days I've been in a constant state of worry and overthinking every small thing about it even though things have been good

 

Holy shit that's dark.

 

At least he didn’t ask her out for drinks.

 

it's just the worst. i feel better now because she woke up and text bombed me a bunch of sweet things about how much fun she had, etc, but it never goes that far haha. i'll find another reason to worry in no time. us sadbois just gotta contain it where we can

 

That's why you need to develop extreme overconfidence.

 

sounds like you're a The National fan now

 

I had a dream last week that I got married to my What If girl and I’m not even sure if I’m ready to date anyone at the moment lolol