(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 925

your loss

 

You can't wear two hats at your own wedding, it's totally unbecoming.

 

I would never wear a single hat.

And by legally ordained I mean I'm ordained in dudism, which is a religion based on the dude from the big lebowski

 

Wouldn't that be dudeism?

 

pretty sure my friend broke up with his gf like he said he would cuz she messaged me on IG with her number telling me to hit her up if I ever wanna hang lol... (wouldn't do that)

 

sounds like he let go of a keeper haha

 

Eh she's probably just upset and grasping at straws for comfort. I know it would take some restraint for me to not to do something similar if I got broken up with. Not with my ex's friends but still

 

Ya that’s true. I only know her through him so it’d be weird hanging out with her. My friend definitely wouldn’t like that too

 

Yes.

I've made a mistake, a spelling mistake that is.

 

I didn't work today so no song.

 

i took it as a "flirty" thing, assumed too much on my end

 

I'm not saying it isn't, just when certain people go through breakups they look for a quick way to bounce back

 

A girl just messaged me 'lol I was told I have acute liver failure'

 

what

 

wut

 

wot

 

k

re: @dulam dumb post

 

let me ask you this: does she preface most or all of her texts with "lol"?

 

She doesn't really, I haven't talked to her much in this context though. I do know one girl that throws 15 lol's at me per hour. I HATE IT.

 

Does she usually preface a conversation with reflections on possible terminal illnesses?

 

Yes

 

online dating is googling the references in your match's bio and then sending them an opener pretending you also like that thing that you just googled

 

Better than an ugly liver

 

why