(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 922

I think sometimes people need to be checked when they're mean for the sake of being mean. But I guess we're just different in that way.

 

in unrelated news Melissa is acting like she is markedly less attractive than me meanwhile she is a total fucking rose that could do a ton better and i've hit that rare sweet-spot of mutual attraction and it feels v nice

 

yes it's definitely unnecessary
I know that if I got a message like this I would just laugh really hard at it, which is hopefully all it did to this girl, though she'd definitely be justified in being uncomfortable/freaked out by it

 

I'm still laughing at it tho

 

Is it highly unnecessary? Sure. However, I do think it should be noted that if there was any hilarity (and there was), it was not at her expense and more at how baffling it was that Dylan was actually willing to go through with that. Like, I said I was amazed, and I truly was and continue to be. I cannot possibly imagine even messaging someone politely on social media having only seen them on Tinder for fear of seeming like a creep, let alone trying to give them a lesson lol. I’m not saying you shouldn’t feel this or that way about it, but we also all know Dylan and know that it was just a bit that probably went a little too far. Now, she obviously doesn’t know that, but still.

 

these are my feelings exactly

 

i get both sides of the coin, i also give dylan a pass because i know he's a damn fine person. but this girl does NOT know that, haha

 

man

this thread stays on its bullshit

 

I just wish she would've responded "I was gonna say I love short guys".

 

Hahahah. This is like a classic @Larry David Curb moment

 

She opens with an awful insult that was unwarranted and unessecary.

Dylan shares it with a predominantly white male audience who then informally vote on how to eviserate her in his own tone of voice.

She unmatched.

Dylan finds her personal Facebook, proclaim the game is still on, voting continues.

Dylan sends very long message which, to this site and the people who know him, is harmless. To this woman, it is someone who tracked her down on another platform to send her a long ranting message about being a shitty person.

Everyone here claps their hands and howls in laughter with a got’em!!!!!

If a woman came in here sharing the reverse of this, the thread would’ve said “wow that’s a shitty way for you to open a message but you don’t deserved to be harassed off of the dating app.”

I like Dylan and I like the majority of this thread but, like, c’mon.

 

i also think her opening was meant to be flirty haha. some people have a sense of humor that is not conducive to good first impressions.

 

i do hope that the follow up to this is an awesome fucking retort from Blair and everyone lives happily ever after

 

I don’t disagree, but again, I think it’s important to recognize that people aren’t laughing because he “got her.” People are laughing because it’s absolutely fucking ridiculous.

 

i think Mike's operating point here is that despite being funny it's just not the best way to treat a person

 

Again, as I said, I don’t disagree with that. I still think it’s an important thing to note.

 

Exactly!

 

I think this is hilarious only because it's very @dylan-istic

 

add one more frame to that with Charlie receiving the valentine only to see that it reads "ur short"

 

I thought I made it clear that I didn't think it was okay but I might not have made it clear because I said it jokingly

 

I don't think "ur short" is really an insult

I also know Dylan's response was not intended to be mean spirited but at the same time without knowing him it may read differently. I also would not personally message a stranger on social media without knowing that they're ok with it

Anyway. It was funny to us and hopefully not a problem in her eyes

 

I'm leaving this thread

 

That doesn't make it funny or okay, though? Then you're just rooting on a friend being shitty to a person for the sake of it.

 

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