(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 915

i saw

 

saw what?

 

the sign

 

wat

 

It opened up my eyes

 

we know the sign

 

I don't need to know Dylan's pube preferences

 

goddamnit ian

 

IAN

 

Alright everyone, vote on my response:
1. double down on the self-deprecating and say "yeah and I'm ugly too but you still swiped right,"

2. get sassy back and say "ur rude as hell,"

3. go full dylan and explain that while 5'10" is the average american male height, 68% of the male population falls within 3 inches of that average height, so while I may not be the average height, my height is well within the norm and by most standards and metrics not considered "short."

4. "There are so many different avenues that I'm not sure which to take. Do I double down on the self-deprecating and say "yeah and I'm ugly too but you still swiped right," do I get sassy back and say "ur rude as hell," do I go full dylan and explain that while 5'10" is the average american male height, 68% of the male population falls within 3 inches of that average height, so while I may not be the average height, my height is well within the norm and by most standards and metrics not considered "short."

 

4

 

4

 

she's gonna unmatch so fast dylan's phone is gonna be right shook

 

3

 

3

 

4

 

Do 3 @dylan

 

but 4 CONTAINS 1-3! you're animals

 

3

or may I suggest 5- Bruno Mars is short and everybody wants to fuck him

 

Voting 4

 

we are at the @dylan embarrassment buffet and y'all are stopping at just one plate, shameful really

 

1

 

really disappointed NONE of you posted that gif in response. i set you up, and you all failed me

 

4 is the best, it makes him sound like he’s just having a conversation with himself out loud