(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 914

Yeah, c'mon @dylan we're bored!

 

There are so many different avenues that I'm not sure which to take. Do I double down on the self-deprecating and say "yeah and I'm ugly too but you still swiped right," do I get sassy back and say "ur rude as hell," do I go full dylan and explain that while 5'10" is the average american male height, 68% of the male population falls within 3 inches of that average height, so while I may not be the average height, my height is well within the norm and by most standards and metrics not considered "short."

 

I say go full Dylan.

 

Full Dylan for sure

 

I like the self deprecating approach or maybe go for a mock arrogant response.

 

Why don't you just look at Reddit for someone else's response to a similar situation?

 

That’s cheaaaating.


But getting advice from us totally counts

 

"yeah and I'm ugly too but you still swiped right" is perfect

 

“What I lack in height I make up for in charm”

but since she doesn’t know you I don’t think she’ll get the joke

 

this is like twitch plays pokemon but it's chorus plays dylan's tinder

 

dang

this is the content i live for robert

 

do all 3 pls

 

I made a kidnapping joke as a first reply once and it went well so I think it’s hard to fuck up once they’ve messaged you first anyways lol.

 

"10 reasons why this guy's powerpoint isn't as perfect as he think it is"

1) he's small

 

You should literally just send her this copy and paste

 

full dylan

chicks love full dylan

 

omg

 

dylan is gonna be google mapping this girls house in no time

 

too much shrubbery

why did i swipe

 

phew my error went undetected god bless

 

i know the error shrek

i know

 

you haven't a shred of proof

 

ftfy

 

DAMNIT JOE