(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 913

I'm FB official now. We were laying in bed this morning and she goes "I have a really, really dumb question". And I fuckin' love dumb questions so I was excited. I ask them all the time. She was like "Why does your profile say 'single'. And that was it. Fixed it. Now we're virtually together. Never realized it was public in the first place.

 

Tinder is going well.






Also 69%. Nice.

 

Wtf .

"Ur rude".

 

plz respond with tirade

 

"Do you know who the fuck I am? I have 21,154 likes on Chorus.fm"

 

"not where it counts"

 

@dylan if you make this one a user title im disowning you

 

"I prefer compact."

 

Don't get too short with her

 

"and dumb"

 

"at least I have a cute dog

that you're never gonna see"

 

@dylan is your profile still a PowerPoint or did you have to switch it up?

 

still a powerpoint, it works better than a normal profile. i have to make up my looks with creativity and self-deprecating humor

 

when did you ever claim me?

 

when someone makes fun of dylan's powerpoint

 

Nobody is making fun of it. It's a really good PowerPoint. It's just that someone else made it first.

 

i know, i could just imagine the tirade dylan would be set off on if that day ever came

 

how fucking dare you

 

my powerpoint is perfect. there's no way to make fun of it

 

dylan strikes me as the kind of guy who would utilize the floating text (jokerman) effect a little too often

 

maybe she's describing your temper

 

my font and effect choices are classy and tasteful

 

not perfect enough to be put on buzzfeed's instagram

 

you must reply to her, come on

 

And then tell us what you said...