(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 911

also her dream is to open an, and i quote, “cat sanctuary”, so the ring’s in the mail

 

haha im gonna need you to elaborate on this one

 

im p sure he typed car sanctuary first no elaboration needed now

 

we did the generic 200 questions junk all week and she told me if she had unlimited funds and could retire tomorrow she would buy a plot of land and make like a cat house where people could come pet strays/rescues and take them home if they wanted, and if not they could live out their lives there.

im like girl that’s my apartment grab your keys

edit: dammit Derek

 

what the hell is the generic 200 questions game?

 

21 questions but with 179 more questions

 

thank you let me know if you need any pointers or anything

 

this

also known as “i don’t want to stop talking to you but fucking suck at small talk”

 

You mentioned smooth and I'm the only one on the a1 crew to say man it's a hot one, I'm not mad just disappointed

 

we were just waiting for you to come bat it off the tee after shrek set it up

 

you should have seen jackbox last night ahah

 

Thanks

 

Now that the dust has settled a bit, I gotta say.

Apologizing to Shrek for mansplaining is the most online thing ever

 

fuck im meeting family today

 

Call them mom and dad

 

See if they wanna become your mom and dad officially. You know what to do. Put on those sad movies or whatever and do your thing

 

I Will Remember You starts playing

 

if they can’t take me at my shrek they don’t deserve me at my austin powers

 

That’s beautiful man.

 

dude ur sex

 

dating a love guru must have its perks

 

Yes, it is I, sex incarnate.

 

I forgot to tell you all the gummy bear starts on Wednesday as part of our next weekly ad.

That's right ITS A WEEKLY AD.

so I'm going to start a gofundme so I can buy all the gummy bears.

 

After weeks on weeks of feeling too broke to take anyone out, I finally secured the bag and hopped back on tinder. So I might be doing a little less lurking a little more posting in here. Maybe.

Hey y’all wassup

 

please enjoy my work song of the day

It's great

WORK SONG OF THE DAY