(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 903

Honestly that’s worked 100% of the time.

 

"I won't pork anyone else if you don't pork anyone else. deal?"

 

It has a 100% success rate

 

Oh god dammit

 

i know it's an embarrassing thing to be nervous about at my age but i am an embarrassing man with a brand to protect

 

next time you hang out just tell her that she's been promoted and she's now your girlfriend

 

maybe the chorus to this emo jam will help

 

I was staying over Sara's for a few days in a row, and her roommate asked if we were official yet. She mentioned it to me, and I was kind of half asleep and just said "well do you wanna just make it officially official?" and now here I am 2 months later

 

tonight is just take out and movies, i'm sure i'll figure it out

 

I just want to point out that in regards to @Shrek and new girl......I was right. Thank you. Goodbye.

 

Put her on the microphone and I'll ask for you.

 

you very much were. Jenn has been very cool about it, too.

 

is shrek dating zooey d? take that ben gibbard!

 

phuk yew, Fiona!

 

If you don’t then don’t sweat it. I’m sure it’s important to be as natural to you as you want it to be for her. Not trying to figure it completely out and just let the emotions of the night confirm or deny your decision can be helpful.

 

this reads like literal fan fiction

@Your Milkshake find us something

 

ask melissa to be yr fiona, @Shrek

 

oh no

 

wow I am monumentally bad at tinder. they should give me a reality show where I just am on tinder and people roast me for how bad I am at it. it'd be huge

 

Yes, yes. Do this. She will completely understand.

Honestly though, if you asked her to be to Fiona to your @Shrek and she said yes...she's the one

 

Melissa will never know about this god-forsaken wasteland, this will remain my sanctuary haha

if anyone mentions it in a Facebook post i'll kill you

once i add her on Facebook. she mentioned it yesterday. i like the simple times though :(

 

yes, get her this

 

muh-muh-muh-myyyyyy Fiona

 

Scotty doesn't know

 

i still haven't added bryan on facebook

i just never use it