(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 902

do i have news for you

 

Do you not live near any mountains? I live close to the blue ridge parkway and it seems like every other girl is into hiking

 

if I met someone who is "pure capitalist" they'd be out on their ass in less than a second

 

yeah i was trying to be sarcastic haha

 

is this even a thing haha

 

i was yes anding

 

My top 3 are probably sports (baseball or soccer preferably), working out/gym (just because I think gym couples are cute), and hiking. Fortunately, if someone is into one of the above they at least dabble in one of the other two.

 

You’ve never heard “out on their ass”? Lol basically he’ll leave them so quickly that they won’t have time to respond or prepare for it.

 

great bit

 

no i meant "pure capitalist" haha

 

i have no doubt it's a thing but imagine saying it out loud and not hating yourself

 

Buddy take a hike

 

in colorado if you don't list hiking in your bio you are ostracized from the dating community

 

Ah. I meant “pure capitalist” as someone who isn’t into middle ground fiscal systems and usually refers to socialists as communists and lean far-right.

 

Do any of you have a list of things you’re shallow about? I will swipe left or unmatch someone just because they wear camouflage clothing, likes DC over Marvel, have more than one photo with Snapchat effects, or listens to mainly EDM.

 

how do you ask someone to be official at 27 years old please help

 

seems like something you'd want dyl

 

Aren’t you engaged?

 

" Hey Melissa want to be official"

 

I probably wouldn’t ask and as the dates progress and you can feel that you two are wanting to be connected by the hip it becomes an unspoken thing until your friends or parents ask you about it.

 

Just wait until they say somethin’ about it to you. That’s the easiest way and what I do @Shrek

 

she's too nervous she pretty much told me i will be the move-maker here, i have no doubt it'll be an enthusiastic yes, but i would like to crush it

 

some metaphor about a country club i think

 

“So you wanna be a thing or whatever”?

 

yeah say you’re tired of using the community pool @Shrek