(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 890

i was electro haikus

consider yourself pal'd

 

I'm Travis. let's be friends

 

"Looking to settle down with someone so we can have a joint bank account and I can cut my parking ticket costs in half."

 

I'm dylan. we can be internet acquaintances and that's it.

 

That is a frankly excellent idea.

 

Everyone changed, but I stayed the same.

 

Lol, guess I’ll take it

 

What are you saying? This isn’t good enough??

 

“I look like Pitbull and eat ass with gusto, what more do you want?”

 

hey bud happy bday

 

go fuck yourself

 

dan is on a tear today

 

hahahahahaha

 

i feel attacked

 

oh, yeah

me too

that's me but the joke's on you, asshole because I'm not a virgin

 

The Virgin Walk would be a good emo band name

I don't know if I agree with the stereotype that we walk a certain way

 

I'm a virgin...



....today

 

My favorite Bright Eyes album

 

I’ve had this username and avatar since 2005 so no worries here!

Write mine!

 

You’re obsessed with me dan

 

"I travel around the state selling beer to places like sports bars with blockhead Biff-from-back-to-the-future-looking managers or hipster "barcades" that have that one skee-ball machine that's always broken."

 

@Dog with a Blog i want proof you've used my blurb as your bio asap

 

I really don’t think I look like Pitbul tho. Save for the fact that we are both bald Mexican men