(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 885

Hell yeah. There are 7 billion people in the world. Why settle on someone that you have to force it with?

 

obligatory Queens Of The Stone Age reference

 

my mental health is also better than it has been in years, i feel confident and a date with a stranger sounds fun rather than anxiety inducing, i can’t bottle that and wanna run with it while it’s here lol

 

Cam 2.0

 

honestly in this scenario I feel like phil collins is always a must:

love will come so just enjoy yourself now.

 

Lmao you came through. And this is such a grocery store song. I remember hearing Phil all the time when I worked at Nob Hill

 

I always come through dawg

 

this was a thing I saw today in my works newsletter

 

I feel like he's the new you

 

what that means

 

I JUST NOTICED THEY DID A CEREAL PUN AND I LOVE MY WORK SO MUCH

 

staying posi and going on wild adventures, a mix of you and Jacob I guess

 

Oh ok, it’s a good thing haha

 

I also forgot to tell you all that I am creating the official sprouts playlist on spotify and apple music

it will be ready SOOON

 

There’s a Safeway in SF that people go to to meet potential partners. I’m not joking

 

california has Safeways? thought it was vons only here.

 

The Bay Area is only Safeway

 

this might be my worst pun sorry


gotta practice Safeway sex

 

Easily, but I appreciate the warning

 

Shoot, I missed all the zoo talk.

Went to the Honolulu zoo last year. It was super boring as literally everything was asleep or laying in the shade. Even the baboons looked sick of the shit since the shade was right by the glass front so kids kept tapping in the glass. Made me almost weepy levels of sad.

I never thought I would be depressed in fucking Hawaii, but there I was.

 

I nearly forgot the song of the day from my work.

wow how could I

also here it is A CLASSIC

 

I like cereal. I should hang out in the cereal aisles more often when I'm doing the weekly shop.

 

I usually only see families in the cereal aisle, not many single folks. Unless picking up a whole family and becoming "Wacky Uncle Con" is what you're going for @MrCon