(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 843

But there are so many other factors.

 

Bro. He broke up with someone over ketchup

 

if the earth's round why don't we fall off of it explain that smart guy

 

no there aren't.

"hey, whatcha readin'?"
"oh, just this new flat earth monthly blog post"
"I think you should go."

 

God, his rules just physically pain me to think about.

 

omg this is all I would ever see

 

Yeah, but now imagine your 10/10 dream girl sayin' that whilst naked.

 

Oh, okay in that case:
"i think you should put your clothes on and go."

 

Hate to see you leave.
Love to watch you go.

 

sintriplecall force or something idk im not bill nye

 

That was a really good try, Dyl

 

Sintriplecall


OMG

 

I think you mean Neil Degrasse Tyson

 

at this point i don't care if i never get into another relationship again im happy who im if a girl doesn't like me then oh well life is too short for that bullshit

 

How did that work with you being active in DSA and stuff

 

The only person more insufferable than @dylan

 

That's awfully nice of you to compliment Dylan like that

 

What are you implying

 

that at least you wouldn't tell us that Star Wars is impossible

 

that you're insufferable

 

No I am a pleasant person

 

She’s called us a couple in passing a coupla times now, does that mean I’m off the hook?

EDIT: oh yeah, @dylan

 

conversation with girl at work today:

Girl: "you got my truth / lie question wrong?" (we were playing an office game of 2 truths 1 lie during lunch)
Me: "yeah. you sound surprised."
Girl: "I guess I am a little bit."
Me: *laughs* "why is that? i don't know anything about you."
Girl: "Maybe we should grab something to eat some night and change that."
Me: "Nah, that's okay. It was just a game. i got a lot of questions wrong about a lot of people. Well, see ya!"
Girl: *stunned / pissed look that i didn't realize was there until 5 minutes later*

 

wooooow

 

I mean, I miss a lot of signals but, yeah, uh. C'mon?